Jun. 18th, 2012

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Оригинал взят у [livejournal.com profile] alexflyboy в Fifteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:


1.) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2.) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch.
3.) Airplanes don't get mad if you will do a "touch and go."
4.) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
5.) Airplanes come with manual to explain their operation.
6.) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7.) Airplanes don't come with in-lows.
8.) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
9.) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
10.) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
11.) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplanes magazines.
12.) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
13.) Airplane don't comment on your piloting skills.
14.) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
15.) However, when Airplanes go quiet, just like a women, it's usually not good.














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porcorosso: (Stalin)
Гитлер не был таким уж плохим - в конце концов, он же убил Гитлера!
(правда, он убил и того, кто убил Гитлера)

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